Friday, March 25, 2016

Everything You Need To Know About The Ted Cruz Sex Scandal

Via Billy

 The National Enquirer Was Right About John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Jesse Jackson

The National Enquirer just dropped a bombshell on the Cruz campaign and the internet exploded overnight. Reports claim investigators found Ted Cruz allegedly had an affair with five different women.

According to the Enquirer:

“Private detectives are digging into at least five affairs Ted Cruz supposedly had,” claimed a Washington insider. “The leaked details are an attempt to destroy what’s left of his White House campaign!” The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney!

The publication did not name names and only printed pixelated photos. Internet users on Twitter, Reddit and 4chan quickly went to work to determine the identity of all five women while using the hashtag #CruzSexScandal.

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7 comments:

  1. sjMarch 25, 2016 at 3:34 PM

    Ann Barnhardt's comparison of politics to wwf wrestling is a little off.
    Its wwf wrestling if it took place on the Jerry Springer show.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 26, 2016 at 12:19 AM

    Did you ever notice that sooner or later you run across somebody you shouldn't have messed with? Well, Trump is who you shouldn't have messed with, Teddy.


    Central Alabamaian

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    1. Brock TownsendMarch 26, 2016 at 12:24 AM

      Yup, they started it first with Trump's wife. I can't understand what they were thinking.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 26, 2016 at 12:30 AM

    I was a major donor fundraiser for many a US Senator and they were numerous "Christian" based who had affairs and were found out and did not get re elected, and wives filed for divorce. If it quacks like a duck, good chance it is, "just sayin" from my personal experience. If the rumor is around good chance there is some truth too it

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  4. DanMarch 26, 2016 at 6:23 AM

    The National Enquirer has, in the past, lost a LOT of money in court for publishing untrue stories about people. Carol Burnett beat them like a redhaired step child over something they published. I don't think they would make that mistake in such a high profile case as Cruz and his indiscretions.
    Of course Cruz and his camp will scream and shout and bluster and threaten. It means nothing. If Cruz IS innocent of these allegations all he must do is sue the Enquirer for libel. The Enquirer must then produce credible, tangible proveable evidence in support of their allegation. If they can't Cruz wins....both BIG MONEY and a LOT of PR. If they DO produce proof then CRUZ IS DONE....stick a fork in him.

    The Enquirer took down Gary 'Monkey Business' Hart and John Edwards.....Cruz wouldn't be the first victim they burned down.

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