Friday, November 6, 2015

Cops Now Stealing Your Stuff to ‘Protect You’ from People Who Might Steal Your Stuff

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In a ridiculous move, ostensibly designed to protect citizens from theft, the New Haven police department has begun stealing things from innocent individuals.

Yes, you read that correctly.

The New Haven police department announced its plans this week to start stealing things from unsuspecting residents who leave their doors unlocked. If you are missing your valuables, it may not have been taken by a private thief, it could have been stolen by a public thief.

According to Lt. Herbert Sharp of the NHPD, police are now taking private property from unlocked cars and bringing it to the station. This, of course, is done so to “deter theft.”

Sharp assures the public that when his officers are opening the door to your property and removing your belongings, with no search warrant and no probable cause, that this is 100 percent legal. “It’s called a caretaker,” explains Sharp.

10 comments:

  1. And I thought they just did larger scores...

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/investigative/2014/09/06/stop-and-seize/

    Average Joe

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  2. "Sharp assures the public that when his officers are opening the door to your property and removing your belongings, with no search warrant and no probable cause, that this is 100 percent legal. “It’s called a caretaker,” explains Sharp."

    Down here it's called a "getting shot while thieving" when you get caught at it.

    We don't care who your momma, your daddy, or your Bubba is.

    Central Alabamaian

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    1. it's called a "getting shot while thieving" when you get caught at it.


      Yup.

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  3. If I catch them pretending to steal my stuff while actually stealing my stuff can I pretend to shoot them while actually shooting them? Yankees are strange people.

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    1. :)

      "By Yankee I do not mean everybody from north of the Potomac and Ohio...... I am using the term historically to designate that peculiar ethnic group descended from New Englanders, who can be easily recognized by their arrogance, hypocrisy, greed, lack of congeniality, and penchant for ordering other people around."
      --Dr. Clyde Wilson

      http://namsouth.com/viewtopic.php?t=75&highlight=wilson+england+yankees

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    2. I concur with that definition of "Yankee" adding "including the group descended from those who were stupid enough to believe that Mr. Lincoln told the truth about Fort Sumter or believed that Mr. Lincoln, Grant, and Sherman are not war criminals."

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