Wednesday, August 6, 2014

A Man Was Saved From A Bear Attack By His Justin Bieber Ringtone

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Justin Bieber may need bodyguards to save him from Orlando Bloom but the peach-lipped douche needs no help when it comes to handling bears.

Russian Igor Vorozhbitsyn was en route to his favorite fishing spot when he was savagely attacked by a brown bear.  The 42-year-old told Central European News, “I had parked my car and was walking towards the spot I’d marked out when there was a tremendous impact on my back and the bear was on top of me.”

Luckily, Vorozhbitsyn was saved from certain death when his phone cranked out Justin Bieber caterwauling his song “Baby.”  At hearing the falsetto pre-pubescent mating cry the bear hightailed it into the woods.

“I couldn’t believe my luck when the phone went off and he fled,” Vorozhbitsyn said. “I know that sort of ringtone isn’t to everyone’s taste, but my granddaughter loaded it onto my phone for a joke.”

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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 6, 2014 at 10:35 PM

    The Biebs squeeky voice was UNBEARABLE. LOL

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  2. AnonymousAugust 7, 2014 at 9:30 AM

    So the bear is trying to kill and eat the guy and seemingly (to the bear) the guy starts
    to sing "Baby, Baby, Baby...oOOHHHHH, Baby, Baby, Baby" and the bear runs off.
    Hmmm. I guess the bear isn't into S&M. LOL

    No I don't know the lyrics. I had to look it up on youtube.

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    1. Brock TownsendAugust 7, 2014 at 11:06 AM

      I guess the bear isn't into S&M. LOL

      No I don't know the lyrics. I had to look it up on youtube.

      :)

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  3. SandersAugust 7, 2014 at 1:22 PM

    The bear figured if he had bad taste, then he must taste bad.

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