My sincere congratulations and welcome to my fraternity!
Yes, it's true, the vile one actually has an Associates degree in Applied Science for Automotive Technology and graduated Phi Theta Kappa. I was also included in the Who's Who of Junior Colleges way back in 1991.
Yes, it's a conscious deception on my part. I am actually quite intelligent and can be very articulate when the urge strikes me. My mother taught me how to read before I ever started school and I was doing college level vocabulary when I was in the fourth grade.
I try to keep people convinced I am an ignorant Red Neck and so far it's working perfectly.
You know what they say about judging a book by it's cover, I make that work for me.
My sincere congratulations and welcome to my fraternity!
ReplyDeleteYes, it's true, the vile one actually has an Associates degree in Applied Science for Automotive Technology and graduated Phi Theta Kappa.
I was also included in the Who's Who of Junior Colleges way back in 1991.
Go get 'em young lady!!
Dixie says thank you kind Sir! :) Gee, appearances are deceiving.......:) !
DeleteYes, it's a conscious deception on my part.
ReplyDeleteI am actually quite intelligent and can be very articulate when the urge strikes me.
My mother taught me how to read before I ever started school and I was doing college level vocabulary when I was in the fourth grade.
I try to keep people convinced I am an ignorant Red Neck and so far it's working perfectly.
You know what they say about judging a book by it's cover, I make that work for me.
You're a good man Charlie Brown. :)
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