Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Things You’ll Proably Never Hear a Southern Boy Say

Via WiscoDave

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& the winner is number one! :)

 30. When I retire, I’m movin’ north.

29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won’t fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken

26. We don’t keep firearms in this house.

25. You can’t feed that to the dog.

24. No  kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.

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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 3:09 PM

    I love that list that make me laugh out loud - the comments on the website are a hoot, too - I will try to shake the "You Guys" when I get to PATCON and use the more natural "Y'all" ;)

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  2. AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    kind of blew that sentence - fortunately you know what I mean...

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    1. Brock TownsendApril 2, 2014 at 3:36 PM

      :) I read all the comments after you mentioned them and they are indeed good!

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  3. AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    As a commentor on iOTW, we appreciate being reposted here. Occasionally we get trolls that try to muck up the conversation but, he failed to do that today because it was a humor post and fellow Southrons dived in with our own digs against ourselves. I'd like to think we have a better sense of humor that most others. There is a lot of fun to be had at iOTW. A lot to enjoy here at Brock's place, too!

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    1. Brock TownsendApril 2, 2014 at 6:22 PM

      Thanks and I love the way we handle jokes directed towards us, we reply with more, because we have a sense of humor and don't care what others think. The rest lack a spine and why only Southerner's had enough gall to secede and take on the whole Yankee nation. :)

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  4. AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 9:19 PM

    Southern Men = Guts + Class + Humor (blame it on Common Core, but everything is a math story for me now ;)

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    1. Brock TownsendApril 2, 2014 at 10:03 PM

      :)

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    2. TApril 3, 2014 at 9:40 AM

      Don't forget the accent Sioux. I used to deal with a business in the deep South just so I could listen to them, lol
      Miss Violet

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    3. Brock TownsendApril 3, 2014 at 10:49 AM

      I used to deal with a business in the deep South just so I could listen to them, lol

      The truth finally comes out. :)

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  5. TApril 3, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    *Grin*
    I confess, while I was raised around the soft accents from MO, ARK, Okla, and Texas, those accents from the deeper South are addictive. ;-)
    Now ya know. ;-)
    Miss Violet

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  6. AnonymousApril 3, 2014 at 8:56 PM

    Hey, Miss Violet - I know what you mean. When I was a younger woman back in ancient times, I worked for a new lawyer in Columbus, Mississippi - he was a real sweetheart, but did I ever have trouble transcribing his drawl into Yankee-speak. We went round and round about "bowled shrimp" - huh??? Oh, BOILED shrimp. I get it. )

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