Friday, September 6, 2013

The Shortest Books of All Time

Via Cousin John

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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore and John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY

By Nancy Pelosi

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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

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