Thursday, August 30, 2012

New frontiers in hypersensitivity: State Department officer says ‘holding down the fort’ is racist

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John M. Robinson, the Chief Diversity Officer at the U.S. Department of State, wants America’s diplomats to know that common phrases and idioms like “holding down the fort” are, in fact, deeply racist.

Robinson, who also serves as director of the Department’s Office of Civil Rights, used his “Diversity Notes” feature in the July/August issue of the official “State Magazine” to examine the hateful roots of everyday sayings. In one recent public relations kerfuffle at Nike, Inc., he wrote, the company torpedoed a sneaker called the “Black and Tan.”

“What a wonderful celebratory gesture and appreciation for Irish culture. Not!” wrote Robinson, an adult.

Robinson notes that “Black and Tan,” in addition to being an enjoyably robust alcoholic concoction, can refer to the brutal Protestant militiamen who ravaged the Irish countryside in the early 20th century — which is why Irish bartenders always get so upset when you order one.

In an effort to avoid offending those notoriously fragile Irish sensibilities, Nike pulled the shoe from stores.

2 comments:

  1. Here is someone else who can just go to Hell.

    I will not let these morons take every bit of my history and scub it clean in the name of P.C. Are we so tender, so brittle, and without common sense that we can't endure words? What a whiner. Boy, I could reduce this "man" down to tears in about 8 seconds flat...and it would be fun. ;)

    Miss Violet

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  2. Boy, I could reduce this "man" down to tears in about 8 seconds flat...and it would be fun. ;)

    Please have it videoed.:)

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