Tuesday, October 5, 2010

If Cops Were Trained By The $outhern Poverty Law Center

Officer: Son I pulled you over because in my experience, guys who choose red sports cars always decide to drive too fast.
Kid: Was I speeding or driving too fast?
Officer: No, but now that I've pulled up your information I see that you fit the pattern of choosing to drive fast. You have a fair number of past speeding tickets.
The REST.

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